bringmethathorizon:think4yourself: jedigrrrl: iloveu-iknow
WOWZERS.
this is amusing to me for more reasons than i can possibly describe.
clavicula: (via underdressed)
i'm a fuck up who didn't finish her papers and is drunk at 7:31 pm, but i have amber and lindsey and cheese and green tea and salad and pasta (a feast!), and today before class the boy and i ignored everyone else and just talked to each other. so i guess things are okay.
fuckyeahad:(via cyborglovesong)
(727): She called me Spock and proceeded to ask me to 'teach her the ways of the force'. I just couldn't do it after that. No way am I fucking a girl who can't tell the difference between Star Wars and Star Trek.
(via srsly)
Nikki:
Oh. Schadenfreude, huh? What’s that? Some kind of Nazi word?Gary:
Yup. It’s German for ‘happiness at the misfortune of others’.Nikki:
‘Happiness at the misfortune of others’
That is German!
Watching a vegetarian
Being told she just ate chicken.Gary:
Or watching a frat boy
Realize just what he put his dick in.
—Avenue Q, “Schadenfreude”
clavicula:thisisthestoryofleeanne:bvac:(via dear-marisa)
pobrecito
bringmethathorizon: (via malfoyy)
(via glitter-n-dope)
boys are disgusting, a rant:
SOME PEOPLE WANT TO HAVE THEIR CAKE AND TALK TO IT INCESSANTLY TOO AND THEY NEED TO MAKE UP THEIR GODDAMN MINDS ABOUT WHAT THEY WANT BECAUSE I AM REACHING NEW LEVELS OF IRRITATION HERE AND I AM EITHER ABOUT TO SNAP AND PUNCH YOU IN YOUR STUPID CUTE BIG NOSE OR DRAG YOU INTO THE BATHROOM AND FUCK THE SHIT OUT OF YOU AND THEN PUNCH YOU. SERIOUSLY WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING. YOU NEED TO STOP TALKING TO ME SO MUCH OR BREAK UP WITH YOUR STUPID GIRLFRIEND BUT YOU CAN’T JUST KEEP FUCKING AROUND WITH ME LIKE THIS. I JUST GOT PUT ON ANTIDEPRESSANTS SO MESSING WITH MY EMOTIONS IS NOT THE BEST IDEA RIGHT NOW. I UNDERSTAND THAT YOU’RE SHY AND AWKWARD LIKE ME AND THAT YOU HAVE BEEN WITH HER FOR A LONG TIME AND THAT YOU PROBABLY HAVE MAJOR INSECURITY ISSUES, ESPECIALLY BECAUSE YOU HAVE THAT RASH THING NOW, BUT SOMEONE IS GOING TO GET HURT NO MATTER WHAT SO JUST STOP BEING A PUSSY ABOUT IT. SOMETHING IS CLEARLY MISSING FROM YOUR RELATIONSHIP IF YOU KEEP SEEKING ME OUT AND IT DOESN’T LOOK LIKE YOU HAVE ANY INTENTIONS OF STOPPING AND OH MY GOD, I DON’T KNOW HOW SOMEONE CAN MAKE ME SO HAPPY AND SO ANGRY AT THE SAME TIME. JUST DO SOMETHING ALREADY. I’VE TRIED. IT’S GOT TO BE YOU. I PROMISE I DON’T CARE ABOUT THE RASH THING.
[Flash 9 is required to listen to audio.]
autoclave - the mountain goats
i am this great, unstable mass of blood and foam
and no one in her right mind would make my home her home
