we're making up our history.

bringmethathorizon:think4yourself: jedigrrrl:...

Wed, 25 Nov 2009 10:50:35 -0500

bringmethathorizon:think4yourself: jedigrrrl: iloveu-iknow

WOWZERS.

this is amusing to me for more reasons than i can possibly describe.

clavicula: (via underdressed)

Wed, 25 Nov 2009 09:24:30 -0500

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clavicula:fuckyeahpyts:pearlsfriendsareowls:(via lostlovers)

Tue, 24 Nov 2009 21:08:28 -0500

clavicula:fuckyeahpyts:pearlsfriendsareowls:(via lostlovers)

thentherewasyou:pie0:tattoosandcupcakes:lesfemmes

Tue, 24 Nov 2009 19:35:48 -0500

thentherewasyou:pie0:tattoosandcupcakes:lesfemmes

i'm a fuck up who didn't finish her papers and is drunk at 7:31 pm, but i have amber and lindsey and cheese and green tea and salad and pasta (a feast!), and today before class the boy and i ignored everyone else and just talked to each other. so i guess things are okay.

Tue, 24 Nov 2009 19:34:11 -0500

thestateimin:(via goosebumpsfitsandmalaria)

Mon, 23 Nov 2009 17:02:48 -0500

thestateimin:(via goosebumpsfitsandmalaria)

fuckyeahad:(via cyborglovesong)

Mon, 23 Nov 2009 09:17:02 -0500

fuckyeahad:(via cyborglovesong)

(727): She called me Spock and proceeded to ask me to 'teach her the ways of the force'. I just couldn't do it after that. No way am I fucking a girl who can't tell the difference between Star Wars and Star Trek.

Mon, 23 Nov 2009 09:09:13 -0500

(via srsly)

"Nikki: Oh. Schadenfreude, huh? What’s that? Some kind of Nazi word? Gary: Yup. It’s German for..."

Sun, 22 Nov 2009 22:33:30 -0500

“

Nikki:
Oh. Schadenfreude, huh? What’s that? Some kind of Nazi word?

Gary:
Yup. It’s German for ‘happiness at the misfortune of others’.

Nikki:
‘Happiness at the misfortune of others’
That is German!
Watching a vegetarian
Being told she just ate chicken.

Gary:
Or watching a frat boy
Realize just what he put his dick in.

”

- Avenue Q, “Schadenfreude”

clavicula:thisisthestoryofleeanne:bvac:(via...

Sun, 22 Nov 2009 22:23:34 -0500

clavicula:thisisthestoryofleeanne:bvac:(via dear-marisa)

pobrecito

bringmethathorizon: (via malfoyy)

Sat, 21 Nov 2009 01:47:04 -0500

bringmethathorizon: (via malfoyy)

(via glitter-n-dope)

Sat, 21 Nov 2009 01:46:47 -0500

(via glitter-n-dope)

boys are disgusting, a rant:

Fri, 20 Nov 2009 09:59:00 -0500

SOME PEOPLE WANT TO HAVE THEIR CAKE AND TALK TO IT INCESSANTLY TOO AND THEY NEED TO MAKE UP THEIR GODDAMN MINDS ABOUT WHAT THEY WANT BECAUSE I AM REACHING NEW LEVELS OF IRRITATION HERE AND I AM EITHER ABOUT TO SNAP AND PUNCH YOU IN YOUR STUPID CUTE BIG NOSE OR DRAG YOU INTO THE BATHROOM AND FUCK THE SHIT OUT OF YOU AND THEN PUNCH YOU. SERIOUSLY WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING. YOU NEED TO STOP TALKING TO ME SO MUCH OR BREAK UP WITH YOUR STUPID GIRLFRIEND BUT YOU CAN’T JUST KEEP FUCKING AROUND WITH ME LIKE THIS. I JUST GOT PUT ON ANTIDEPRESSANTS SO MESSING WITH MY EMOTIONS IS NOT THE BEST IDEA RIGHT NOW. I UNDERSTAND THAT YOU’RE SHY AND AWKWARD LIKE ME AND THAT YOU HAVE BEEN WITH HER FOR A LONG TIME AND THAT YOU PROBABLY HAVE MAJOR INSECURITY ISSUES, ESPECIALLY BECAUSE YOU HAVE THAT RASH THING NOW, BUT SOMEONE IS GOING TO GET HURT NO MATTER WHAT SO JUST STOP BEING A PUSSY ABOUT IT. SOMETHING IS CLEARLY MISSING FROM YOUR RELATIONSHIP IF YOU KEEP SEEKING ME OUT AND IT DOESN’T LOOK LIKE YOU HAVE ANY INTENTIONS OF STOPPING AND OH MY GOD, I DON’T KNOW HOW SOMEONE CAN MAKE ME SO HAPPY AND SO ANGRY AT THE SAME TIME. JUST DO SOMETHING ALREADY. I’VE TRIED. IT’S GOT TO BE YOU. I PROMISE I DON’T CARE ABOUT THE RASH THING.

autoclave - the mountain goats i am this great, unstable mass of...

Thu, 19 Nov 2009 15:00:36 -0500

autoclave - the mountain goats

i am this great, unstable mass of blood and foam
and no one in her right mind would make my home her home

i'm trying to decide which one of us is the idiot. i'm pretty sure it's you.

Wed, 18 Nov 2009 12:48:24 -0500

(via hello-therelove)

Wed, 11 Nov 2009 20:25:29 -0500

(via hello-therelove)

fuckyeahad: Lucille: You tricked me.Michael: I deceived you, Mom. Trick makes it sound like we have...

Fri, 06 Nov 2009 10:48:49 -0500

fuckyeahad:

Lucille: You tricked me.
Michael: I deceived you, Mom. Trick makes it sound like we have a playful relationship.

hello-therelove:sneakerface:fuckyeahscrubs: Carla: What if we...

Fri, 06 Nov 2009 10:37:44 -0500

hello-therelove:sneakerface:fuckyeahscrubs:

Carla: What if we have a son and he wants to take dance class, even though all his friends are playing football?
Turk: He can dance if he wants to… He can leave his friends behind… “‘Cause his friends don’t dance, and if they don’t dance, then they’re no friends of mine!”

(via glitter-n-dope)

Fri, 06 Nov 2009 10:33:43 -0500

(via glitter-n-dope)

heyyoshimi: (via Juan Chao)

Fri, 06 Nov 2009 10:33:23 -0500

heyyoshimi:

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